her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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