Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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