I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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