Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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