your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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