Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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