I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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