the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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