Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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