Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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