I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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