BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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