the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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