Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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