bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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