Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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