You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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