i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Banned from zoo.
Again?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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