grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
