why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.