matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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