Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
