Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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