Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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