I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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