Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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