You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
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he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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