Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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