His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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