she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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