I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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