you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
