Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
FUCK WHALES
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