Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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