I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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