i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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