so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
this is an emotional support booty call
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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