I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Randomize
