Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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