my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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