I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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