her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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