that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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