If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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