are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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