I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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