Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I got inside last night via doggy door
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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