If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
We smell like vodka and hangover
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