Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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