i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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