OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
