ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
