I wannas sexs uuuuu
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
it's like iHOP with fire
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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