just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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