If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
