I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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