Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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