he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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